i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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