Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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