Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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