I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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