marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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