Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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