haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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