At least make sure they are 18
Why
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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