His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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