That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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