I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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