I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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