Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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