Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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