yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
