Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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