he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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