obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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