he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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