p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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