just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
A+ Viking dick
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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