Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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