My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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