Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
