I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am full of burrito and curiosity
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i now understand why vodka
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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