covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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