The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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