Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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