dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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