i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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