Its about making memories worth repressing
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
