The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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