I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
