Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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