i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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