school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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