You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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