This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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