Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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