he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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