He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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