hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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