Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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