would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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