Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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