no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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