Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No subtext here. People are naked.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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