If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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