Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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