those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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