no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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