Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
