tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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