I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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